Dear people on Facebook,
excusemewhileilaughmyassoff: stunningchaos: flawlessdestination: I don’t care about your farm. I don’t care about your aquarium. I don’t care that you love your boyfriend/girlfriend. No, I will not “text it”. I don’t care who your best friend is. I will not formspring you. I do not want you to poke me. I do not care if you “could really use a wish right now”. I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT.